It's not that Karen isn't creative like the rest of us. It's that, given the fact she's our bookkeeper, the IRS doesn't like to hear us advertise it.
Fact is, Karen is our do-all administrative backbone—the friendly office hawk who keeps us sharp on accounting issues, informed on HR issues, and just plain "on the ball" with respect to everything else that makes a business successful.
Furthermore, if you ever dial the operator when you call in to idc, Karen will be the voice you hear. We've done frequency testing on all of us, and her voice actually hit the precise tone doctors have found to lower blood pressure.